BONUS 2 - Not landing in the water
BONUS 3 - Not landing in a bunker
BONUS 4 - Not plugged in the sand
BONUS 5 - Not directly behind a heap of tall trees
BONUS 6 - Not rolling 50 or 60 feet down a steep embankment
And now the good stuff
BONUS 7 - Actually landing on the green
BONUS 8 - Making par
And the really good stuff
BONUS 9 - Getting a birdie
BONUS 10 - Getting a hole in one occasionally
But you just know that if you are having a good round the old par 3 course can always be relied on to mess it up
