I Would Really Love It If .........

[Golferdee]

I would really love it if someone would design a course with NO PAR 3 HOLES !!

Absolutely wreck my scores - bogies, double bogies, triple bogies

Of course we all know it's really just my poor playing of these holes

But I would just be far happier if just once I could play a course with no par 3s

[mwalimu]

In a similar vein, it would be interesting to see a "par 5" course, with approximately 4/10/4 holes with par 4/5/6 respectively.

[ledsvik]

Feeling pain is a part of golf..... :)

But a:

160y Tee shot
160y Approach shot

Sounds the same? You're just nervous I think

[maxie]

I would really love it if my partner would dress up in sexy linguire and whip me like i was a bad boy .. Pain worth taking over a missed tee on a par 3

[JMK59]

I would really love it if my partner would dress up in sexy linguire and whip me like i was a bad boy .. Pain worth taking over a missed tee on a par 3

That sounds like the dark side of PG. How do I turn that option on (or off).

My par 3's are dark enough ( and painful enough).

Now to purge images of Maxie in a dress. Anybody spare a rusty soon to gouge my eyes. (need new spoon emoji).